okay so when i was younger my FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES were those empire games? like there was an egypt one, and a greek one, and a ancient china one, and oh man i fucking ruled those games with an iron fist….

my favorite was probably the ancient egyptian one just because i had a really strong knowledge with how the game play worked, and PLUS I MADE SO MANY PYRAMIDS, AND ROCKED THE NILE ECONOMY, AND DUDE NO ONE EVER ATTACKED MY CITY I WAS THE FUCKING PHARAOH U DIG 

the greek one was fun, but it was hard for me to understand, and THE CHINESE ONE WAS SO MUCH FUN BUT EVERYTHING CAUGHT ON FIRE AND I WAS LIKE FUCK THIS SHIT I’M GOING BACK TO EGYPT SUCK MY DICK

and then there was the roman one but i spent the whole time building large temples and getting attacked by outside forces 

  1. adachimerica said: (leans in intensely) PHARAOH WAS THE FUCKING SHIT OKAY I LOVE THAT GAME SO GOD DAMN MUCH
  2. myleslikesmiles said: Civilization 5 is a lot of fun. You should check it out if you’re looking for more games like that. The Total War series sounds similar to what you’re describing. They’re coming out with a new Rome one soon. Shogun: Total War was really good.
  3. sammyadeactived said: do you remember what they were called?
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